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Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
Forgive our sins forget at the pulpit
With forked tongues selling faux sermons
Because I am a new wave gospel sharp
And you’ll be thy witness
So gentlemen, if you’re gonna preach
For God sakes preach with conviction

Strike up the band
The conductor is beckoning
Come congregation and let’s sing it like you mean it
No, don’t you get it. Don’t you get it, now don’t you move
Strike up the band
The conductor is beckoning
Come congregation and let’s sing it like you mean it
No, don’t you get it. Don’t you get it, now don’t you move

Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights
We sure are in for a how tonight

In this little number we are graced by two displays of character
We’ve got, the gunslinger extraordinaire walking contradictions
And I can for one can see no blood from the hearts
And the wrists you allegedly slit
And I for one want stand for this if this scene
Were a parish you’d all be condemned

Strike up the band
The conductor is beckoning
Come congregation and let’s sing it like you mean it
No, don’t you get it. Don’t you get it, now don’t you move
Strike up the band
The conductor is beckoning
Come congregation and let’s sing it like you mean it
No, don’t you get it. Don’t you get it, now don’t you move

Stay where I can see you
Douse the lights

Strike up the band
The conductor is beckoning
Come congregation and let’s sing it like you mean it
No, don’t you get it. Don’t you get it, now don’t you move
Strike up the band
The conductor is beckoning
Come congregation and let’s sing it like you mean it
No, don’t you get it. Don’t you get it, now don’t you move

Don’t you move
Don’t you move
Strike up the band!